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All posts tagged
anxiety
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October 28, 2024Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious
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March 2, 2023I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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June 13, 2022Running Can Cure Your Crippling Anxiety and Depression
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September 28, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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January 23, 2020Email Signatures In Ascending Order of How Nervous I Am to Be Emailing You
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January 8, 2020I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly from My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square