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anxiety

October 28, 2024

Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious

by Sarah Hutto, Phil Knittel, Nick Prueher, Scott Rothman, and Mike Sacks
March 2, 2023

I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack

by Eddie Small
September 20, 2022

Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

by Alexis Pooley
June 13, 2022

Running Can Cure Your Crippling Anxiety and Depression

by Kyra Wilder
September 28, 2021

An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain

by Amanda Lehr
April 2, 2021

How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection

by Catherine Elder
March 26, 2021

An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal

by Amanda Lehr
March 2, 2021

A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM

by Mary Ann Barfield
January 23, 2020

Email Signatures In Ascending Order of How Nervous I Am to Be Emailing You

by Maeve Dunigan
January 8, 2020

I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly from My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious

by Chandler Dean

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 15, 2024

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by Casey Rand
September 20, 2024

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by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

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by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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by Stephen Ruddy
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by Naveed Shah
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by Miriam Jayaratna