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assholes

January 22, 2021

Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat

by Heather Osterman-Davis
February 24, 2020

I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole

by Teddy Wayne
January 27, 2020

A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House

by Riane Konc
July 2, 2018

“We’re Assholes”: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Announces the Trump Doctrine from the White House Briefing Room

by John Warner

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 28, 2025

I’m Tommy Westphall from the Beloved 1980s Hospital Drama St. Elsewhere, and I Want RFK Jr. the Fuck Out of My Snow Globe

by Emily Flake
April 28, 2025

They Could Never Make This Show Today, Mostly Because I Have No Idea What It Was About

by Anthony Scibelli
April 27, 2025

Donald Trump or Violet Beauregarde?

by Gary M. Almeter
April 25, 2025

The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees

by Michael Harmon