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bars
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July 2, 2024This Bar’s Not Normally Like This
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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September 7, 2016The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
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August 3, 2016Welcome to PINT SIZED, the Daycare Bar for Adults
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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March 24, 2015Bar Fight Insults as Academic Papers
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August 5, 2014Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner