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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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March 12, 2024All of the Toilet Scenes in This Prestige Drama are 100 Percent Necessary
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February 22, 2024How to Go to the Bathroom While Wearing a Jumpsuit
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December 18, 2023We’ve Remodeled Our Bathroom, So Now You Have to Take a Dump Behind a Sliding Barn Door
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October 16, 2023What Do We Want…?
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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June 29, 2020Help, I’m Running Out of Ways to Make Showering in Europe Difficult
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday