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All posts tagged
bathrooms
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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March 12, 2024All of the Toilet Scenes in This Prestige Drama are 100 Percent Necessary
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February 22, 2024How to Go to the Bathroom While Wearing a Jumpsuit
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December 18, 2023We’ve Remodeled Our Bathroom, So Now You Have to Take a Dump Behind a Sliding Barn Door
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October 16, 2023What Do We Want…?
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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June 29, 2020Help, I’m Running Out of Ways to Make Showering in Europe Difficult
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 17, 2025I’m the Zipper on Your Preschooler’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket, and I’m Gonna Destroy Your Morning
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April 16, 2025Additional Recession Indicators
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April 16, 2025The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
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April 16, 2025Taxi Driver If Travis Bickle Really Got into Birdwatching