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bears
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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May 25, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Gil Prowler Has Not Yet Been Eaten By a Bear
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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December 5, 2016Looking Back, It Was a Mistake Granting Sentience to the Country Bears
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April 4, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Think, Think, Think
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May 7, 2015An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee