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All posts tagged
bears
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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May 25, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Gil Prowler Has Not Yet Been Eaten By a Bear
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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December 5, 2016Looking Back, It Was a Mistake Granting Sentience to the Country Bears
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April 4, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Think, Think, Think
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May 7, 2015An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu