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All posts tagged
bees
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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January 23, 2019George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me
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January 21, 2016My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
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January 15, 2016What Everyone’s Reading Instead of Your 10-Year Peer-Reviewed Study on Bee Colony Collapse and the Near End of Human Existence
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August 31, 2015Hungover Bear and Friends: Lose Sight of the Shore
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November 15, 2013Sting Gets Stung
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March 24, 2011Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stacey McLachlan Must Be the Honey
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October 15, 2008Excerpts From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Adolescent Female Edition
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August 14, 2008The Talk
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner