BEE: Hello, Bird.
BIRD: Oh. Hello.
BEE: I’m Bee. I’m a bee.
BIRD: Yes. I see that. How do you do?
BEE: Very well, thank you. And you?
BIRD: Oh, quite well, thank you. Considering.
BEE: Considering?
BIRD: Just the weather. Hard to keep up.
BEE: How can it be hard to keep up when you have such nice wings?
BIRD: Oh, Bee. You are a charmer!
BEE: Oh, Bird. One can’t help but be charming when one is charmed.
BIRD: Hehe. Buy me a drink?
BEE: Done.
BIRD: Oh, Bee. I’ve never— Not on a first— Oh, Bee.
BEE: Don’t speak, Bird. Just let things—
BIRD: Bee!
BEE: Bird!
BIRD: Oh, Bee!
(Cut to: Several minutes later.)
BEE: Cigarette?
BEE: When I was 9, my mother stung a man. He was trying to swat me.
BIRD: You poor thing.
BEE: I watched her as she passed. I still blame myself.
BIRD: Wow, Bee. You’ve never opened up like this before.
BEE: I guess I …
BIRD: You guess you what?
BEE: I guess I trust you or something.
BIRD: Oh?
BEE: Yeah.
BIRD: Bee?
BEE: Yeah?
BIRD: I love you.
BEE: Aw. Good night.
BEE: Lay off, Bird. I was working late.
BIRD: What’s her name?
BEE: Jesus Christ! Can’t a man work late?
BIRD: Does she have a stinger? Am I fat?
BEE: Bird, I’m not seeing someone else.
BIRD: Then why did I find pollen in the Honda?
BEE: You searched my Honda?
BIRD: Don’t change the subject!
BEE: God, I can’t even trust you!
BIRD: Don’t twist this!
BEE: Snoop!
BIRD: Cheat!
BEE: Vulture!
BIRD: Drone!
BEE: Her name is Mandy. She works in HR.
BIRD: Oh my God.
BEE: She’s a wasp from Pittsburgh. And, yeah … maybe you could stand to be a little less early, Bird.
BIRD: Get out.
BEE: I’m gone.
BIRD: Good! Go! I hate you!
BEE: Bird? Bird, is that you?
BIRD: Oh my God! Bee! How are you?! It’s, uh … It’s been …
BEE: A while!
BIRD: Ha-ha. Yeah. A while.
BEE: You look … just … great.
BIRD: Thanks! You, too. You, too. So … what’s, uh … what’s new?
BEE: Not much. Getting married in June …
BIRD: Wow! Congratulations. That’s just … That’s great.
BEE: Yeah. She’s a great girl … Good family.
BIRD: That’s wonderful …
BEE: What about you? Got anybody?
BIRD: I’ve been seeing a crow on and off. I’m meeting the murder later this week … for the, uh … the holidays.
BEE: Wow, yeah. Good. Great.
BIRD: Hey, I gotta … I gotta run. Let’s get … coffee or something sometime.
BEE: Sounds great. Sounds good. Yeah … let’s … let’s make it happen.
BIRD: Yeah.
BEE: It was good running into you, Bird.
BIRD: You, too, Bee. You, too.