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All posts tagged
birds
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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January 11, 2023What to Do with Your Twitter Account Now That Elon Musk Has Given Control of the Company to a Translucent Floating Orb Full of Crane Eggs
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August 22, 2022Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 23, 2022A Modern Art Critical Analysis of Birds’ Nests
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January 5, 2022Everything We Currently Know About Birds
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August 9, 2021Why Yes, I Did Grow a Hawk Beak During the Pandemic
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires