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All posts tagged
birth-control
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March 13, 2024What I Think It’s Like Working at a Company That Makes Condoms
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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August 10, 2021Hi, I Am a Woman Who Relishes in My Resolve to Contribute to Declining Birthrates
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April 26, 2021Track Your Ovulation Cycle Naturally, by Watching Outlander
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 19, 2017When the GOP Takes Away My Birth Control, How Will I Know What Day It Is?
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September 21, 2015Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?
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January 5, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 5: Low Expectations
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April 13, 2007Planned Parenthood’s Plans C, D, E, F, And G For Iraqi Insurgent Control
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October 5, 2004Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Brand Names?
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner