Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?

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1. Gianvi
2. Etienne
3. Sierra
4. Loryna
5. Ava
6. Ocella
7. Carlysia
8. Solia
9. Velivet
10. Priya
11. Marlissa
12. Meleny
13. Zovia
14. Lessina
15. Bjorn

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Birth Control: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14
My Super Sweet Sixteen Contestant: 2, 3, 7, 10, 12, 15
Both: 5.

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