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brands
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November 21, 2023The Creative Brief from the Brand Agency That Launched Thanksgiving
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June 16, 2022James Joyce Writes Ad Copy for Big Brands
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December 23, 2021Tips from the Blessed Virgin Mary for Using Childbirth to Advance Your Personal Brand
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July 26, 2021You Think Delta Airlines and Corona Beer Have It Bad? My Laundromat Is Named “Horrible Debilitating Murder Disease”
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June 28, 2021This Pride Month, We’ve Affirmed That We Fully Accept the LGBTQ Community’s Money
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June 10, 2021My Personal Brand Is I Don’t Want to Die
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October 7, 2020Four Loko Is Officially Four Woke-o
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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June 4, 2018Ways Brands Can Celebrate Pride Month
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally