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July 22, 2024Here at VeriMark, Our Home Page Tells You Nothing About Who We Are
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May 23, 2024If I, the Heiress to a Pickle-Manufacturing Magnate, Can Make It in This Business, Anyone Can
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 8, 2023It Was Hard to Start This New Business with the Millions I Made from My Previous Business
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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August 8, 2019We Are Proud to Announce the Birth of Our First Start-Up
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores