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June 10, 2020A Statement About Black Lives Matter from the International Toothpick Company
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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June 24, 2016Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy Drinks
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November 18, 2015My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
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November 24, 2014Now That It’s Almost December, It’s Time to Turn This Secret Sex Club Back Into a Christmas Tree Store
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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September 19, 2007A Different Kind Of Company
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally