The Believer Magazine
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June 10, 2020A Statement About Black Lives Matter from the International Toothpick Company
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 24, 2020I Own a Chain of 1,529 Big Box Electronics Retail Stores and I’m Gonna Need to Grab Your Small Business Loan
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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June 24, 2016Business Ideas Sparked By My Passion for Drinking Monster Energy Drinks
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November 18, 2015My Carpet Liquidation Center Really is Going Out of Business This Time
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November 24, 2014Now That It’s Almost December, It’s Time to Turn This Secret Sex Club Back Into a Christmas Tree Store
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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September 19, 2007A Different Kind Of Company
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January 19, 2007Business Ideas I Have Rejected In My Capacity As Your Bank Manager
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner