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candles

September 4, 2020

Scents of Pre-COVID: A New Candle Collection

by Rasika W. Boice
December 15, 2014

Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work

by M. Miller Davis
October 28, 2014

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Candles

by Teddy Wayne
October 1, 2013

Autumn Owes No Apologies

by Brooks Butler Hays
August 23, 2004

Things Which Smell Good, But Which Nevertheless Should Not Be Made Into Candle Scents

by Ebony Adams and Julie deGroot
December 13, 2001

Candle Party

by Alysia Gray Painter
April 13, 1999

Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5

by Lucy Thomas

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

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by Amanda Lehr
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by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender