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All posts tagged
capitalism
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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February 20, 2024Our Company Is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
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October 10, 2023As a Corporation, I Support Socialism as Long as It’s for Me, But Not Everyone Who Works for Me
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 7, 2023For Just Forty Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Full-Time Job, You Too Can Make Passive Income
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August 18, 2023Common Workplace Expressions That Are Actually Quite Problematic
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner