McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
cats
-
January 30, 2025Forgotten Literary Moments in Which a Cat Throws up and No One Wants to Deal With It
-
July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
-
May 20, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: King Fluff, Ding Dong, Pilaf, and Freddy
-
May 3, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: In the (Brooklyn) Heights
-
April 12, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: My Human Went to “Greece” and Left Me with This Person Who Doesn’t Give Me Treats
-
March 28, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: The Boxer
-
March 13, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: Up Harlem Hill
-
February 23, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: IVs and IBS
-
February 5, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: The Island Next to the Island
-
January 19, 2024Chronicles of a Catsitter: Breast Augmentation in the Bronx
Trending 🔥
-
March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
-
March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
-
March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
Recently
-
March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
-
March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
-
March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
-
March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner