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caves
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September 6, 2023Plato’s Cave Regrets to Inform You It Will Be Raising Its Rent
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May 5, 2020An Itinerary For Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
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October 26, 2015Hungover Bear and Friends: My Heart is a Fortress
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August 26, 2008Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, as Explained by Popeye to Bluto
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April 1, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Cave Paintings
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February 20, 2008Worst Cave Scenario
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December 27, 2000God and His Begotten Son Discuss the Resurrection and the Fate of Humanity, But Through an Online Medium
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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