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April 20, 2022

There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks

by Eli Grober
February 1, 2022

The CDC’s COVID-19 Guidelines for Moms Who Are Just So Tired of This Shit

by Mary Grilli Jacobs
January 10, 2022

Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ

by Kate Brennan and David Lee White
April 30, 2021

CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants

by Christina Nelson
December 17, 2020

A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas

by Ali Kelley
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 6, 2020

“A Solid Flu Vaccine”: A Scientist Looks Back On the Day Trump Came Up With a Cure For the Coronavirus

by Craig Varley
February 27, 2020

The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart

by Mark Lerner
February 14, 2017

The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day

by John Flowers
January 24, 2017

Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins

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