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All posts tagged
cereals
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December 16, 2021Reviews of New Food: Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Cereal
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September 10, 2021Teachers, Are You Fed Up? Become a School Administrator and Experience a Different Kind of Fed Up
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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January 21, 2021Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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April 23, 2020Reviews of New Food: Post Tim Hortons Timbits Cereal (Chocolate Glazed Flavored & Birthday Cake Flavored)
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January 23, 2020Reviews of New Food: Post Hostess Donettes Cereal
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October 11, 2019Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Unicorn: Magic Cupcake Cereal
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June 7, 2017Don DeLillo’s Cereal Boxes
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February 21, 2013More Accurate Names for the Generic Cereals Consumed While Broke and Unemployed
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu