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children-s-songs

December 2, 2024

As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool

by Stephen Lintner
November 29, 2022

Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”

by Michael McKoy
March 26, 2013

Rejected Schoolhouse Rock! Songs

by Robin Higgins
August 3, 2011

Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed

by Vince Eckert
April 26, 2006

Complete List of Creatures in a Land Called Honah Lee

by David Litt

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December 4, 2024

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by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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by Una LaMarche
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A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender