Complete List of Creatures in a Land Called Honah Lee - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

The Believer Magazine

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

Puff the Magic Dragon

Snort the Magic Pegasus

Pop the Magic Chimera

Freebase the Magic Narwhal

Mainline the Magic Hippogriff

Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Suggested Reads

January 9, 2002

Sinatron, Out of Control

by David K. Gibson
April 17, 2024

The Boys Are Back in Town (for Johnny’s Funeral)

by Patrick Coyne
November 29, 2022

Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”

by Michael McKoy
March 10, 2014

The Sirens’ Performance Review

by Jon Wolper

Trending 🔥

December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

Recently

December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender