The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
children
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 20, 2024Your Project Proposal Titled “Attend Kindergarten” Has Been Rejected
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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May 14, 2024Things I Would Never Know If I Didn’t Have a Seven-Year-Old
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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November 14, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old Boy, and This Is My MasterClass on How to Pee Standing Up
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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August 2, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old on Prednisone, and I’m About to Bench Press this Power Wheels
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores