Whether there’s something in my teeth.

Whether my breath smells like fish after eating fish, or whether it smells like fish anyway.

Whether I look older now than I do in any given picture.

Whether my stomach is sticking out.

Whether I’m yelling.

Whether there is a slight chance someone may discover that I’m wearing underwear.

Which shirts make me look wide.

When anything jiggles.

Whether I should just give up.