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January 16, 2020

For Sale: Adult Brain, Barely Used

by Madison Sweezy
June 11, 2018

Biblical Craigslist Ads

by Lillian Stone
June 12, 2014

Wanted: Sales Enthusiast with Sparkling Charm and the Ability to Gracefully Travel Between Mortal Planes

by Kengo Tsutsumi
August 26, 2010

Accompanist Needed

by Sean Adams
April 21, 2010

A Great Job Opportunity!

by Kristina Loew
December 1, 2008

A Classified Ad From a Dynamic Student Looking to Harness Synergy and Innovate 24/7

by Zach Lenane
November 29, 1999

Losers’ Auction.

by Lawrence Douglas and Alexander George

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 20, 2024

An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender