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January 16, 2020

For Sale: Adult Brain, Barely Used

by Madison Sweezy
June 11, 2018

Biblical Craigslist Ads

by Lillian Stone
June 12, 2014

Wanted: Sales Enthusiast with Sparkling Charm and the Ability to Gracefully Travel Between Mortal Planes

by Kengo Tsutsumi
August 26, 2010

Accompanist Needed

by Sean Adams
April 21, 2010

A Great Job Opportunity!

by Kristina Loew
December 1, 2008

A Classified Ad From a Dynamic Student Looking to Harness Synergy and Innovate 24/7

by Zach Lenane
November 29, 1999

Losers’ Auction.

by Lawrence Douglas and Alexander George

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March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

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April 21, 2025

I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr