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All posts tagged
cleaning
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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September 25, 2020We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic
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October 16, 2018The Complete Guide to Cleaning Your Grout
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March 12, 2018I’m Not Trying to Undermine Your Motivational Post-it Notes, But as a Facilities Staffer I Do Need to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
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August 15, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Adam Stevens, Bathroom Boy
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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April 29, 2015I Wash My Face Like Women in Skin Care Commercials
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires