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All posts tagged
cleaning
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February 15, 2024An Open Letter from Myself to Myself from Before I Learned That Backyard Bird Feeders Require Biweekly Cleaning
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November 13, 2023I Can’t Talk Right Now—I’m Desperately Scrambling to Clean Our House Before the Cleaners Get Here
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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September 25, 2020We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic
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October 16, 2018The Complete Guide to Cleaning Your Grout
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March 12, 2018I’m Not Trying to Undermine Your Motivational Post-it Notes, But as a Facilities Staffer I Do Need to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
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August 15, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Adam Stevens, Bathroom Boy
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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April 29, 2015I Wash My Face Like Women in Skin Care Commercials
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu