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climate-change
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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November 24, 2024Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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August 7, 2024Animal Farewells for the Sixth Extinction
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April 8, 2024Been There, Smelled That: Climate Change Is Destroying What You Smell
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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November 27, 2023Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally