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coffee-shops
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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July 7, 2017As a Barista, These Are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffee Shop Had
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June 23, 2017This Coffee Shop Chooses Not to Have Wi-Fi
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January 5, 201713 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink
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November 16, 2016About Our Coffee Shop
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March 27, 2015Coffee Shop Algebra
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May 16, 2014A Partial List of Genera Native to Early 21st Century North American Coffee Shops
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores