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coffee-shops
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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July 7, 2017As a Barista, These Are the Wi-Fi Passwords I Wish My Coffee Shop Had
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June 23, 2017This Coffee Shop Chooses Not to Have Wi-Fi
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January 5, 201713 Reasons Your Barista Might Be Inclined to Spit in Your Drink
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November 16, 2016About Our Coffee Shop
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March 27, 2015Coffee Shop Algebra
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May 16, 2014A Partial List of Genera Native to Early 21st Century North American Coffee Shops
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner