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All posts tagged
college-applications
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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January 17, 2023Family Computer Game Review: The Common App
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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December 21, 2021Common App Essays by Shakespeare Characters
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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October 27, 2020College Application Essay Prompts For the 2020-2021 Cycle
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally