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All posts tagged
college
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 29, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Gathered More Rosebuds
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores