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All posts tagged
commencement-speeches
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April 22, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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May 25, 2017Welcome to Your Graduate School Graduation
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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June 11, 2015The Valedictorian of a For-Profit Online University Addresses the Graduating Class
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June 3, 2008A Word to the Graduates
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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January 9, 2007Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday