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September 17, 2024

The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young

by Henry Block
September 5, 2024

This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School

by Megan Peck Shub
July 3, 2024

How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July

by Gary M. Almeter and Reese Cassard
April 18, 2024

Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
December 8, 2022

How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative

by Reese Cassard and Gary M. Almeter
October 6, 2022

Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?

by Carlos Greaves
November 11, 2021

Latin Mottoes for the University of Austin

by Dani Bostick
October 21, 2021

It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers

by Aisha Hakim
October 13, 2020

I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself

by Rima Parikh
March 11, 2019

If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change

by Orli Matlow

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen