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conservatives
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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July 3, 2024How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
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April 18, 2024Good News, Husband: I’ve Become a Tradwife
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December 8, 2022How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative
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October 6, 2022Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?
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November 11, 2021Latin Mottoes for the University of Austin
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 13, 2020I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself
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March 11, 2019If Conservatives Talked About Other Issues the Way They Talk About Climate Change
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner