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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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July 11, 2019Federal Sentencing Guidelines for Billionaires
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October 5, 2012An Open Letter to People Who Google and Subsequently Attempt to Contact “Rachel Farrell.”
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January 20, 2010A Clearly Innocent Man Explains to his Cellmate How He Landed in Whatcom Co. Jail
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August 6, 2009A Letter from Bernie Madoff to Prospective Shareholders of Madoff Securities, Federal Correctional Division
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March 13, 2009Titles I’m Kicking Around for My Forthcoming Bernie Madoff Biopic
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes