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January 14, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “The mainstream media creates scandals to help ratings. Networks race for commercial dollars—celebrating hysteria and commissioning ‘junk journalism.’”
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January 10, 2005Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking
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September 8, 1999I am a Concerned Chilled Orange-Juice Customer
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