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All posts tagged
declaration-of-independence
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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February 19, 2018Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension
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June 30, 2017Donald Trumps Signs the Declaration of Independence
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July 3, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: John Hancock
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires