McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
disease
-
May 27, 2015A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
-
September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
-
June 5, 2014Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold
-
September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
-
April 30, 2010An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
-
August 28, 2008Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
Trending 🔥
-
March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
-
March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
-
March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
Recently
-
March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
-
March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
-
March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
-
March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples