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disney
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February 20, 2024Been There, Smelled That: The Smellitized Smells of Disney World
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July 14, 2023My Stepdaughter Cinderella Is Simply Not Being Realistic with Her Expectations and It’s Very Disturbing to Me
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July 15, 2022I Am Ariel the Little Mermaid, and I’d Like to Be a Fish Again
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June 6, 2022Disney Women at the Fertility Clinic
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March 8, 2022Unresolved Questions I Have for Mrs. Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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January 28, 2022Hello, It’s Me, the Guy Who Gets Visibly Angry at an Image of Minnie Mouse in a Pantsuit
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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March 10, 2021Oprah’s Tell-All Interviews with Other Princesses
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally