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doctors
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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August 20, 2024Honest Answers to My Presurgical Intake Form for a Preventative Mastectomy
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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July 6, 2023Your OBGYN’s Pain Scale: An Interpretive Guide
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June 14, 2023Please Listen as Dr. Steiner: The Colonoscopy King’s Menu Options Have Changed
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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August 24, 2022Unofficial Internal Medicine Orientation Manual for Sucker Third-Year Medical Students, 1982
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel