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All posts tagged
drugs
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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March 1, 2018Welcome to My Opium Den/Coworking Space for Millennials
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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August 13, 2015Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?