The Believer Magazine
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either-or
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January 7, 2025Are You a Waymo or a Woman?
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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July 31, 2024Olympic Gymnast or Me, a Middle-Aged Woman?
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June 27, 2024Pavement Lyrics or Trump Cognitive Glitch?
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May 17, 2024The Handmaid’s Tale or Harrison Butker’s Commencement Speech?
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally