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electoral-college

January 6, 2021

“You Fuckers Really Screwed This Up”: A Message from James Madison on the 2020 Electoral Count

by Janice Rosenblum
December 9, 2020

Election Results If Electoral Votes Were Apportioned by Forms of Gerrymandering Other Than Congressional Districts

by T.L. Pavlich
November 5, 2020

FAQ: Our Nation’s Very Complicated Convoluted Racist Mental Gymnastics Slave-Owning Electoral College System

by Devorah Blachor
November 4, 2020

We Must Stop Democrats From Stealing This Election by Trying to Count Votes

by Tom Smyth
February 3, 2020

Democrats Must Nominate the Candidate Who Can Almost Beat Trump

by Evan Allgood
November 15, 2016

Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process

by Andrew Martin
November 4, 2016

Donald Trump’s Paths to an Electoral College Victory

by Ian Morgan
November 4, 2008

An Electoral-College Breakdown for My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions

by Nathaniel Missildine
November 8, 2000

Some States and their Electoral College Values

by Josh Weintraub

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