The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
emergencies
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February 28, 2024Help! Is There a Doctor Onboard? This Novel Is Urgent and Needs Care
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May 12, 2023How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
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February 1, 2018Emergency Alerts I’d Like to Receive
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February 9, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Emergency Preparedness Amongst the Liberal Elite
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November 17, 2016Help! My Son Has Swallowed My Pinterest Pins!
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November 1, 2012Hey, Guys! Let’s All Hang Out at the Emergency Room!
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October 25, 2011My Emergency Contact Information
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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December 3, 2010An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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August 16, 2010A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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