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All posts tagged
evolution
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May 11, 2016Doing Science: On the Importance of Talking to Creationists
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January 28, 2016An Open Letter to Charles Darwin and God About the Hair Sprouting From My Ears
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October 26, 2015Cosmic Calendar (Heavily Edited Biblical Edition)
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May 17, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #13: Fuck Science
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February 12, 2009Ways Charles Darwin Could Jump the Shark
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December 19, 2008Several Mutations Thwarted by Natural Selection
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April 30, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Evolution?
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April 11, 2007Words I See When I Read the Phrase “Intelligent Design” While Squinting
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August 26, 2005Chapter Titles From My Creationist Textbook
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March 9, 1999I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator. Part Two
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square