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ex-boyfriends
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May 15, 2018Ten Things My Ex-Boyfriend Explained to Me When I Forgot That He is a “Woke” Cisgender White Male Who Has Definitely Checked His Privilege
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January 31, 2017Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?
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May 26, 2015Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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April 9, 2010An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship
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April 17, 2009Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal
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August 21, 2008T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme for J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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August 23, 1999Reviews of Stories I’ve Recently Heard
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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