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All posts tagged
ex-girlfriends
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September 16, 2015Help, My Ex-Girlfriend is in My Creative Writing Seminar!
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July 2, 2008Playing Balderdash With Ex-Girlfriends
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme for J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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April 13, 2005An Open Letter to the Fake Boobs My Husband Bought His Ex Girlfriend
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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June 16, 2004An Open Letter to My First Five Girlfriends
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June 29, 1999The Party Problem
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires