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All posts tagged
ex-girlfriends
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September 16, 2015Help, My Ex-Girlfriend is in My Creative Writing Seminar!
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July 2, 2008Playing Balderdash With Ex-Girlfriends
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March 19, 2007My Rejected Design Theme for J.Crew’s Summer Catalog
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April 13, 2005An Open Letter to the Fake Boobs My Husband Bought His Ex Girlfriend
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October 14, 2004How Past Girlfriends Could Have Changed History
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June 16, 2004An Open Letter to My First Five Girlfriends
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June 29, 1999The Party Problem
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday