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All posts tagged
face-masks
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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April 30, 2021CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
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November 17, 2020Holden Caulfield, Superspreader
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 17, 2025I’m the Zipper on Your Preschooler’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket, and I’m Gonna Destroy Your Morning
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April 16, 2025Additional Recession Indicators
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April 16, 2025The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
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April 16, 2025Taxi Driver If Travis Bickle Really Got into Birdwatching