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All posts tagged
face-masks
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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April 30, 2021CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
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November 17, 2020Holden Caulfield, Superspreader
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires