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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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February 3, 2017Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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September 9, 2016Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme
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February 6, 2012Purchase This World Champion’s Locker Room T-Shirt and Associate Yourself With Greatness
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February 20, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Face With the American Flag and Goes to Olympic Curling Matches and Bangs A Cowbell
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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October 19, 2007Progressive-Rock Fans Are Terrible Trash-Talkers
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 29, 2024270 Reasons: Because I Want the American Experiment to Continue
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October 29, 2024Quoth the Baby, “Waah. Waah. Waah”
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October 28, 2024The Trump Campaign Distrances Itself from Tony Hinchcliffe’s Joke About Puerto Rico Because It Was Not Actually a Joke
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October 28, 2024Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious