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All posts tagged
feet
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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April 2, 2024How to Prepare for Feet Season
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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August 29, 2017You Wish You Were My Fucking Feet
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December 17, 2012We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
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April 2, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Got Your Toes
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April 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Dead Joints in My Feet
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May 22, 2002Footboy
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday