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All posts tagged
feet
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August 29, 2024Fashion Socks for Middle Age
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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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April 2, 2024How to Prepare for Feet Season
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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August 29, 2017You Wish You Were My Fucking Feet
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December 17, 2012We Are the Feet of the People Whose Holiday Card You Received Last Week
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April 2, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Got Your Toes
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April 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Dead Joints in My Feet
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May 22, 2002Footboy
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?